I’m alive, I swear.
I’m still working on questventure.
It is more work than I had originally thought it would be.
It occurs to me that miscellaneous comics is better than no comics.
No, really, by “working on it” I mean I literally have the file for page 2 open and half-finished right now and did this comic because I realised that otherwise I wouldn’t be able to post anything today.
I… now fully understand why full page comics usually update once a week.
Anyways.
Here is a comic about a thing that is actually happening in my building right now with no hyperbole at all. My not dying in a fire relies on my hearing someone yelling through my thick front door.
*knock knock*
“Bluh?”
“Uh, yeah, hey, so I’m a fire, noticed your alarm was out, and I really don’t like to hurt people? Y’know? Just property damage, mental trauma, etc etc, so, um, if y’all wouldn’t mind getting out before I engulf you in screaming death, I think you’re clear for another maybe 10 seconds or so, yeah.”
“Cool, man thanks for the heads up”
*is burned to death*