I can think of a lot of things I’d rather have than an iPad, though I’m generally unfazed by people buying them. But Adam bought one on launch day, and he’s been complaining about it ever since- this baffles me. I understand spending money on things you don’t need. I understand spending money on things you don’t want. I don’t understand spending money on things you don’t need OR want.

That is a verbatim copy of the “list of things wrong with the iPad” he dictated to me. ADAM, I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL.