Ah, candy corn. I watched someone eat one for the first time this week. It was amazing- as she ate it, I watched the disappointment spread across her face. Dust with a hint of sugar… The taste of fall.
Candy Corn… you nailed it.
I should show this comic to my friend. She’s obsessed with the stuff for whatever reason >.>
She might be a sadness vampire who craves the taste of the tears of disappointment.
Maybe she plays EVE
I actually really like Candy Corn, but then again I wouldn’t really put it past myself to enjoy the tears of small children either.
Am I the only one that likes candy corn? I think I am.
Lewis Black said it best.
I looked forward to getting it as a kid. A staple of every Halloween!
He then used the money to buy his daughter a pony.
I like candy corn… The tears make them even better!
I enjoy candy corn… but I also really like Necco Wafers, Grape Nuts cereal, Raisin Bran, and other old timey things this generation isn’t supposed to enjoy.
I guess I’ll just go outside and yell at all those kids skateboarding on my lawn now. Plus, I have to get ready for supper, 4pm will roll around before you know it!
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