I’m tempted to stage a photo so I can prove that I’m actually not exaggerating at all and my kitten is indeed this dumb, but as it turns out kittens aren’t very tasty. Also, I don’t like having hair in my mouth.
This reminds me of a Stephen King short story.
A cat kills a man from the inside… Watch out, not that you’ll swallow a cat.
that cat rolled in poop…. lol
I gave that kitten the bath of a lifetime after that.
Once my friend was letting her son who was about a year or so old play with their new kitten. Her phone rang so she checked to see he was playing nicely and gently with it and picked up the phone. Talked for about 10 seconds, looked back and shouted “Get that kitten out of your mouth!. A cat ending up in a persons mouth is more universal then you might think.
I’m surprised, nobody has made an “eating pussy” joke yet?
I guess we’re all past that now, eh?
I guess your cat really did catch your tongue.
Do ho! *runs away from the tomatoes*
Observation: Animals doing stupid things, no matter how gross, is adorable.
People doing stupid things, no matter how sanitary, is annoying.
Conclusion: Penalty for stupidity should be having to be turned into a cat/dog/small housepet for the amusement of others.
That is all.
That’s nothing, my old cat Zig-Zag used to drink from the toilet, sleep under dripping taps (the bathroom sink being his biggest preference) and run into walls that may have once had a laser pointer on them, but not anytime around when he’d literally run into them.
He was my second favorite cat I’ve ever had, second only to Milo.
I find this amusing. My all time favorite cat was Milo.
(He passed two years ago at 20ish years old.)
Dijon is very determined when it comes to stealing food it seems
that happend to me too
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